So I started to watch New Moon, I thought it may be like a little more bearable than the first one cause the trailer had more "kick-kick-punch-punch".
I don't know if I wanna spoil it for you even though I only lived through the first 11 minutes. But. . . I CAN'T CAUSE IT'S THE SAME EXACT CRAP. D:<


Edward: *rasp-y mumbles*-..Bella..
Bella: *Colddeadstare* *breathes heavily through her massive buck-toothed gap* I know Edward... I love you too and I am so happy that you saved me and I didn't become a vampire that one time. I have no idea why we are still talking about this. It's like we have no life.
Edward: *inaudible* . . .

-Jacob appears-
Jacob: Bella! Happy birthday *wink/grin*~ My present to you is being the only big-rolled character with a personality. ;D I am also the only one who has good teeth, FANG-like even, TAKE THAT you shiny-skinned-dull-toothed-poorexcuseforapredator!
Bella: Jacob, lay off the steroids! They're mine dammit! . . .I mean, you know... I need them for...... WELL GOD! HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK I MAINTAIN THESE CHOPPERS!
Edward: hrrrm.. afaguereureh... aseugesf... Jacob..
Bella: *hugs Jacob in front of Edward because she likes to blatantly play the field*
Jacob: *Hugs Bella back and gives Edward the up and down look*


New Edward!! With new lip-sucking action! Oh the awkwardness you will experience while watching him kiss an emotionless f@$#head! OH how painfully slow he kisses her CHIN. You taste that Edward? It taste like beard you say?? My, is it yours or hers? D:<
SPEAK UP GODDAMMIT!

Edward: I have the best gift of all for you Bella.. I wrote you a poem, because I am apparently a poet.

"White ellipses glimmer in the blackness that is everything but you, and it means nothing. I draw closer in this dark to meet my carmine lips to you gargantuan overbite. It is a feel that I long for every time I smell something as scrumptious a morsel as you. Your solid unfeminine eye-set makes you utterly undesirable, but it is your scent that keeps me on edge, constantly wondering what you might be thinking behind those crossed, empty, spheres. One day, we will be as one and I never to leave your side, and you bearing my spawn.

ps. TLDR; You have big teeth. I came for the smell and stayed for the steroids. I think you might be preggo I am breaking up with you."



Sorry.. Really random... I have been craving a horror movie but have been settling for this crap. Dx
. . .I will maybe make a new entry if/when I can finish the movie. ^^ '